"Why would we need a riot shield?" Asks Shortsighted Hubby.
"So we will be invited to all the best riots, of course."
Sooooo, now you know. If you ever plan a riot. I have a shield!
Don't I look scary?
I was trying to look scary.
Maybe it would look more scary if you saw the calf-length skirt and the eyelet knee-socks I was wearing with it.
Maybe I need to work on scary.
Paint a smiley face on the front. Then you will be truly terrifying.
ReplyDeleteSpray paint it gold with one of your favorite green dragons on it. A medieval riot shield! Tee hee! ^_^
ReplyDeleteFor painting, I'm tempted to make use of the transparency, paint cleavage on the front and see how many guys I can convince to hold it for pictures. Or is that too weird?
ReplyDeleteNah, can't be any weirder than buying a riot shield at a garage sale.